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Rollicking Good Sex
My girlfriend, now wife, and I were doing the backpacking-student-thing-through-Europe routine, when we stopped at a camp site in Switzerland. We set up the tent, had a good night's snooze, and both woke up in the morning feeling frisky. After a vigorous roll in the sleeping bags, I crawled out of the tent and lit up a cigarette, watching the sun rise over the lake, and feeling that all was good in the world. It was only then that I noticed our neighbours turning their radios back down. Apparently our morning tryst had not gone un-noticed. Cathie is quiet vocal, and I have a tendency to growl. Together we must have put on a good show. Looking back over my shoulder, many of the men (and ladies) had wide grins plastered on their faces. We even received some polite applause.
The Ultimate Revenge
There were two high school sweethearts in the 10th grade, they had both lost there virginity to each other. Anyway when they graduated they both wanted to go on to college. But there was a slight problem, the girl went to college on the East coast and the lad went out on the West. So they vowed to each other to stay faithful. So as time goes by my mate keeps sending letters,    e-mails, but she took ages to return the messages. Well after a while the girl says she wants to date around and obviously my mate wasn't too happy so he sent here more and more letters and e-mails. Finally she got fed up so here's what she did. She took a picture of her sucking another lads unmentionables and posted it to him. Well he was devastated. But what he did next was awesome, he wrote on the back of the picture: Dear Mom and Dad having a great time at college. Please send more money, and posted it to her  parents.
 

Living Doll
It was my mate's eighteenth birthday and we had bought  him a sex doll, and loads of beer. After getting our "friend" suitably intoxicated, we decided it was time for our friend to use his new bird. But before we'd lined the mouth of the doll with super glue, for a laugh of course. After a few minutes in his bedroom, he came running out, stark bollock naked, with this doll hanging from his member. After he had finished screaming, he told us about this substance that he had found on his "bird", and that it  had a firm grip of his cock. Thinking that it was a soluble glue, we tried to wet his already "moist" cock to loosen  the grip. This however didn't work, and we ended up  giving him a lift to the hospital.  We dropped him off and then sped away like all true friends would, leaving him stranded at the entrance to casualty. He was admitted and he had to be painfully cut free. The punch-line to this anecdote, is that the local press were at the hospital filming the arrival of a local author that had come to visit some elderly people  in another wing. The press got hold of the relevant information about our friend, and had a field day. The story lasted 8 days in the local newspaper and all of his family found out!
 
 

 Urine/wardrobe error
While up at university last semester, a group of us had been drinking at the Union for sometime and a mate stayed at my house because he was to drunk to go home so I lent him a sleeping bag and went to sleep.  Halfway through the night he go up to go to the toilet. After walking in to my wardrobe thinking it was the exit  he made it down the stairs but obviously couldn't open the door, by this time he was shitting himself, literally.  So instead of going outside he came back upstairs leaving a trail of shit up my stairs on my house mate's  towels and clothing, then on the carpet of my room and, now this is the strange bit on my window frame and gutter and the bay window beneath my room. Strange because I am in an attic room and the window  is very small. In the morning he left sharpish and it  wasn't until I went back upstairs to my room did I notice his hideous crime. So I called him up to get him to come and clean it, but he denied all knowledge of it only  to call up later saying he didn't know what I was on about but he is coming round to see for himself. When he arrived he admitted it and couldn't stop saying sorry. So while he was cleaning it up myself and my  house mates are crying ourselves with laughter (not literally) and he asked us not to say anything so we told our course mates at a party the next night.
 
 

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